It all started one warm Florida morning when Ken Harvey had an insatiable yearning for a pop-tart...

No, but seriously folks, Mike can only dance to surf music or jazzy techno.

A wagon fulla pancakes? In the champeenship? I'd like to see you try!

I wish the Kansas City Hotsteppers were a real group.

..."Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson today," said Tony Pena. And Ken Harvey just chuckled and grinned.

Well, I don't have anything particularly enlightening to report, but some people AKA why the fuck are you checking my xanga? have been badgering me for an update.

I am in college now. At least that's what they tell me. I have no reason to disbelieve them. It's going alright. Honors classes are really hard. Regular classes are really easy.

And now, for lack of a better idea, EVIL STEVE!

Scratch that, I just remembered what a bitch it is to put pictures up on xanga. I'll leave evil Steve to your imagination.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

Yeah, so I just watched The Big Lebowski. Pretty fucking cool movie, man. I liked it better than Fargo, ya?

<edit> I watched Lebowski with that Swyers kid </edit>

Also, is it just me or does Steve Buscemi have an uncanny resemblance to Royals pitcher Mike MacDougal?

 =  ?

That was a rhetorical question by the way.

I had KU orientation this week. It was alright. It seemed like most of the kids were either from Overland Park or a small town in the middle of Kansas. I met my roommate, he seemed alright. And he has a mini-fridge. My favorite part of orientation: seeing the reaction of several parents when the speaker clarified that a liberal education did not in fact mean liberal.

I saw Anchorman last weekend. I thought it was really good, but my companions disagreed to various degrees.

Remember: The Jesus, don't fuck with him.

Currently Playing Spine By They Might Be Giants see related

Give me an A!

A!

Give me an R!

R!

Give me another R!

Another R!

What's that spell?

Arrrrrrr!

What do we say?

Arrrrrr!

What does that stand for?

Robot!

It's all set then.

Sunday, July 11th, John and I will be attending a They Might be Giants in Omaha.

I'm very excited. I ordered this:
 t-shirt tonight online, hoping it'll get here in time.

TMBG's new album, The Spine comes out on July 13th. Looking forward to that much.

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I've seen an abnormal amount of movies this past week.

Spiderman 2: Very good. They've definitely got the right idea on how to make a superhero movie. The key is the characters, not the action.

Harry Potter and POA: Very good. Best one in the series. Too bad they couldn't get the director (Cuaron) for more than one movie.

Farenheit 9/11: Good. Very interesting. Michael Moore is an ass, but an ass with several good points.

Dodgeball: Pretty good. About what you'd expect if you've seen any of the trailers or commercials.